This might seem a little Farfetch'd
seems like I'm always Honedge
Just like the best that ever was
To beat all the rest
Yeah that's my cause
I come in the beat like RA-TA-TA
You're automatically outmatched
I'm a Rapidash reinventing raps
A Geodude, dirty and crude
Clef-able to go Primeape
Girls get in the mood
to Squirtle-Squirtle!
You're too Slowbro
Relaxed like a Snorlax
Wiggle-and-tuff it up bro
Before I e-Raticate you like a Spearow
With a Slowpoke I Pikachu
I can see through you
I'Machamp on these beats
Charr'izard you you to bits
At least 150 means to define me
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny
Abra-Kadabra-ALAKAZAM!
Rolled in throwing up gravel like a Graveler
Unraveled into a Golem
Stomping the competition
rolling all over them
Hypno-tic, you're Drowzee
Hitting you like Hitmonchan
Eating you like a Kangashkan
Tangela-d and Machoked on my...
Vulpix! you need some sauce in your mix
No ammount of Rare Candies will fix
Lack of IVs
Team Rocket blasts off when I step in the room
Leaving every single rapper in a permanent Gloom
I am the ivory Octillery
Full on artilleries
Misdreavus mischievous entities
I Shuckle at the thought of this
In a state of Belossom-ing bliss
At least 150 means to define me
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny
Hydro Pump flows when I'm spitting that juice
Hyper Beam blast, let them monsters loose
Thunderbolt strike leaving static on the floor
Fire-breathing, hear them roaring as I soar
Gumshoos on the loose, I use and abuse
I drip as I flow, I am mostly moist
Blasting like a Blastoise
And I refuse to go down without making noise
Dread the Loudred that Exploud's in poise
Iron Tail straight in the Wynaut with my voice
Too late to flee, you don't have a choice
My resolute is Absol-ute, Scizor cut acute
Hoppip, Skiploom, Jumpluff over your bluff
Exeggcute!
At least 150 means to define me
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny
Weed-whacking through this Caterpies
Metapod metamorphosis, hardening like a Butterfree
Pidgey in the sky, Pidgeotto on the rise
Pidgeot wings breaking out your eyes!
Nidoran injecting venom in the game
Nidorina, Nidorino, shouting out my name!
Nidoking with a Nido'fa'queen, royalty of the floor
Leaving all these wannabe competitors begging for more
Zubat screeching, Golbat biting through the dark
Parasect creeping, leaving spores on your ballsack
Meowth scratching purses and nurses
Persian pressuring prey on the fly to pry it open
Using the ink of a Tentacruel, I'm cruel
Poliwag slipping, I'm just a cool Tentacool
Poliwhirll whirling, spurring round the block
Poliwrath striking the spinning off the clock!
Bellsprout slender, Weepinbell dropping acid rain
Victreebel devouring your whole essence down the drain!
Magnemite magnets magnetizing heavy metal
Magnificent Magneton earthquakes destroying it all
At least 150 means to define me
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny
Doduo running dual, where are you headed?
Dread when Dodrio attacks triple-heavy, triple-headed
Dratini twisting, Dragonair gliding through air
Dragonite tri-blasting you up without a single care!
Grimer sludge dripping, Muk is toxicicity but you drool for another - sippin'
Shellder clamping this mic tight, Cloyster unlocking the backdoor - slippin'
Gastly vapor rising, Haunter phasing through the walls
Onix towering over every rapper that falls!
Dittos try and copy my style, it might work for a while
But I'm like an Eevee, transforming and mutating bile
Vaporeon fluid fuel, Jolteon sparking an Oddish in the night
Flareon heating it up, setting all the tall grass in a fiery light!
Porygon digital, Omanyte is ancient past
You will be a fossil but me - in my shell - I shall outlast!
Like a Lickitung licking tracks, leaving rivals tongue-tied
You're Koffing, Weezing choking on your own grime, why you even tried?
Tried to out-smoke me by inhaling double-gas, I guess you abused
Go back to a Pokecenter to heal your refuse, there is no excuse
At least 150 means to define me
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny
Planted a Bulbasaur, grown into an Ivysaur,
Solar beaming like a Venusaur
Charmander sparkling, chameleon Charmeleon rising
Wartortle surfing the wave of the extreme
A ferral Fearow diving down, ripping through your scheme
Kakuna shell cracking, Beedrill stinging your team!
Ekans slithering, Arbok with the venomous rattling, gatling
Sandshrew digging graves, Sandslash slash-slash-slashing
Ripping through clouds of spores, smoke and steam
This spell has a Beautifly smelling smell!
Ninetales curbing you, Clefairy can fairly tell
Raichu thundering is sending you straight to hell!
Venonat blinks, Venomoth blinds your sight
Dugtrio underground, burying your fight
You're Psyduck, a headache, a dick-head
Good luck with what lies ahead,
I'm a Golduck with mental control
And my dlck needs a Lickilicky distinguished head!
At least 150 means to define me
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny
A man or a Mankey?
Going apeshit tearing apart your soul
Devouring it whole
Growlithe snarling loud, Arcanine bringing the heat
I'm a Ponyta galloping on the beat
Seel diving deep in the frost
Dewgong freezing your assets, you need to admit it, you already lost
Krabby snipping the wires, Exeggutor blocking the sun - outshining you
You're not the one, you're just a weeping Cubone
But this Marowak is all about getting it done
Hitmonlee kick on your jaw, Rhyhorn starting the riot
Rhydon on my Steelix drilling you down until you are quiet!
Chansey healing my stats, Horsea shooting the ink - right in the pink
Seadra poisoning minds before you can think
A glowing Star-yu? You're not even golden
You're a Goldeen splashing around
I'm a Starmie spinning with pride
I am a Seaking watch how I rule the tide!
Mr. Mime building your walls, Scyther just slicing them down
Jynx freezing your lips, you're looking like a down-town clown
Electabuzz shocking the grid, Magmar melting the core
Pinsir crushing your neck against the floor!
Tauros stampeding your nuts, Magikarp splashing the lake
Until my Gyarados rises, causing tsunamis to break!
Lapras carrying kings, Omastar crushing the weak - I'm a star
Kabuto is sucking on the blood that you leak, you meek
I knew that Mew is the genesis,
But it is my rhyme that is pure and pristine!
At least 150 means to define me
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny
Double time, double slash
Mater of confusion, an illusion
My defense is colossal, immaculate, impenetrable
My speed vertiginous, delicious, contagious
My attack precise, accurate, impeccable
Even if you try to decipher and translate
You're a Slowking, you shall always arrive too late
To define a conclusion, this is just the evolution
Of your destruction and deconstruction
I am Arceus right up your ass
Putting you out of your misery
For me its an Unown mystery
I'm no detective but I admit am impressed
How my PokeDex is still detecting any activity
But you're a deject with no reflex
And so I reject any dignity
At least 150 means to define me
To be a Pokémon master is my destiny
You sound like a Jigglypuff singing lullabies
trying put me down with leers and and cries
I am the Kingler, look at my crown
I am taking over every town
Rising volt like an over-reactive revolted Voltorb
Volatile electrostactic storms
Electrode erodes and explodes!
Cloned in a lab like a Mewtwo hack
Diggl-et up from the dirt like a fossilized track
Aerodactyl wings cutting right through the pack
Kabutops slash, leave you split in the middle
Just like a snack - no stats, no back
You're a zero stars Weedle!
Ghost in the machine like a Gengar shadow
Haunting your lane from the deep dark meadows
My quick attack always follows
Articuno ice unshackled from vice
Zapdos lightining shocks the system and falls
Moltres fire, unbound wisdom
Without any fails or flaws
There is no freedom
You're already inside my Master Ball!
At least 150 means to destroy you
To be a Pokémon master is for a few
Fuck Paras and Machop.
